“We Were Sexless for Nearly a Year – Then Our Electronic Toys Turned Us Into a 4×-a-Week Couple Again”
marswalker~ It wasn’t about replacement… it was about wanting each other MORE ♡ ~
Hi, we’re Elise (35, pharmacist) & Noah (37, architect) from Rotterdam, Netherlands. Married 10 years, two kids (11 and 9). Three years ago we were down to “maybe once a month”. Two years ago we hit full sexless mode – zero for 11 straight months. We still loved each other… we just stopped touching.
The Night We Both Confessed
One random Thursday after too much wine: Me: “I… might have bought an electronic boyfriend (clit-suction + G-spot egg).” Noah: nearly chokes “Funny story… I’ve got an electronic girlfriend (suction + warming + contraction stroker).”
We stared → laughed → cried → ordered dessert because we weren’t alone in our secret.
Our Toys (the heroes of this story)
- Me → Clit-suction remote egg (app-controlled, silent, terrifyingly effective)
- Noah → Premium suction + warming + contraction stroker (also app-controlled, basically witchcraft)
The Three Phases That Saved Our Marriage
Phase 1 – Solo Re-Discovery (1 month) We each used our toys privately. I learned I could finish in under 5 minutes. Noah discovered settings he didn’t know existed. Guilty? Yes. But also… awake.
Phase 2 – The Awkward “Show & Tell” Me: “Want to… see how mine works?” Noah: “Only if I can demo mine.” → Instant new favourite date night.
Phase 3 – The Ultimate Tag-Team
- I control his stroker while he’s inside me
- He runs my egg while going down on me
- Real bodies + perfectly synced toys = weekly fireworks
The Numbers Don’t Lie
| Metric | Sexless era | After toys (now) |
|---|---|---|
| Sex per week | 0 | 4 (sometimes 5) |
| Time to my orgasm | 20+ min or never | 3–5 min guaranteed |
| Noah’s stamina | Stress city | Relaxed + rock hard |
| Pillow talk | Logistics only | “Who controls tonight?” |
| Random daytime kisses | Rare | Daily |
Current Rotterdam Bedroom Routine
21:30 – Kids finally down 21:35 – “Your remote or mine?” 21:40 – Toys on, apps synced 21:50 – Simultaneous or staggered finishes (we’re flexible) 22:00 – Cuddling and actually talking until we pass out
The Real Magic
The toys didn’t replace anyone. They reminded us how hot the other person is when they’re turned on.
Watching Noah lose it to his stroker made me want him, not the toy. Hearing me moan with my egg made him want me, not the toy.
Electronic boyfriend & girlfriend didn’t break us apart – they made us crave each other again.
Clit-suction remote egg + premium suction stroker = the couple’s ultimate “remember why we got married” kit. Still looking for yours? This is the site that shipped discreetly and saved our marriage:https://elysium.top/
Comment your own comeback stories! Q1. Ever gone from sexless to 4× a week with toys? Q2. What was your “wait… you have one too?!” moment?
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Elise & Noah’s Rotterdam Recharge Diaries – Where toys brought the fire back
