EAT A JAR OF SOUR DICKS 2LB

Introducing “Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks” – the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician’s convention, and they’re all sour enough to make your face pucker like you’ve just seen your grandma naked.

But wait, there’s more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:

• Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by

• Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren’t enough anymore)

• Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers’ reactions